Elephants Cannot Dance!
Gerald is careful. Piggie is not.
Piggie cannot help smiling. Gerald can.
Gerald worries so that Piggie does not have to.
Gerald and Piggie are best friends.
Gerald the elephant and Piggie debate whether or not elephants can dance. Gerald, who is convinced that he cannot tells Piggie to look it up in the "What Elephants Can Do" book, and decides to give it a go nonetheless. Results are mixed, with Gerald basically doing the opposite of each instruction.